do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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