There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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