What should our trivia night team be named?
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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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