Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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