I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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