nut hugger
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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