i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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