so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Randomize
