Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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