We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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