i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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