Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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