If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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