For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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