Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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