nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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