I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You are the jesus of drinking
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
