So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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