We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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