Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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