Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
they need to just BURY HIM!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Dating After Heartbreak
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.