p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary