just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE