You're so nebulous sometimes
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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