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• (954): View more from Florida

  i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi

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  hahaha how?

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  its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable

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• (940): View more from Texas

  P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.

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• (585): View more from New York

  When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?

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