I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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