And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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