a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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