Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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