I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Randomize
