can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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