she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I pour the whiskey from now on
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