Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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