Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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