We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's shark week go big or go home
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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