Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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