That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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