We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I feel like death gave me a hand job
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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