She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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