For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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