No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Randomize
