shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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