Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
So many bounce houses so little time
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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