we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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