May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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