did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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