hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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