I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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