Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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