Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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