I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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