I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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