Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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