Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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