I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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