She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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