Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
thus making me awesome and them whores
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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