guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think I sprained my soul last night
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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