It's like God shit irony all over that family
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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