Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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